My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Tegan and Sara (26), Sad Lovers and Giants (5) & The Endless Blockade (2) http://t.co/dvEHcCd
New job this week - hello leslieville cocktails, hello management. Hello money and free time. Oh hi writing - you’ve become feasible again. If you feel like an Elderflower Fizz or some of the most delicious beer of life, come on by The Comrade and check me out.
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
derosnec: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. Don’t be fooled; every koala I’ve ever met has been straight up rude! They’ll be all cute and accept your gift of water, but then they’ll come in, eat your food, throw wild koala parties, and prank call your family members. (they’ve also...
It’s my last early morning living on the edges of Toronto. It’s back west and close to the core for me today, and while I can’t say that I’m upset about it, some part of me is able to see the virtues of where I currently live more clearly than ever. I can smell the laundry soap on my shirt. The sun has not yet risen and there is a steady pulsing of crickets, and I was...
Sagan > Crowley
I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time—when...– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World, page 25 (via Reddit)
Benjamin Horne: Did anyone see you?
Hank Jennings: Negative. He was chopping wood.
Jerry Horne: Wait a minute. Chopping wood...inside?
Hank Jennings: Yeah, you know Leo.
Jerry Horne: WAIT a minute. CHOPPING WOOD INSIDE?!
Hank Jennings: Yeah! You know Leo!
Hard cheeses = hard poops. #lifelessons
Sorry I’m strapped into this, I hurt my back, I fell off the side of an escalator.
It’s never something that you do, that’s how people are. Love fades.
Pepsi - Excerpt 1
I walked out of the cottage to call her. It was immensely quiet, and the lake was still. The cottages of the compound were asleep, eyes closed, and even the warmth of smoke in the air was resting for the night. I strained my jaw, clenching my teeth together. That stupid cat went off and I had to find her or else my skin would evaporate and I’d be pulled apart like string cheese by guilt. And I...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: S (4), Tennis (3) & Best Man (3) http://bit.ly/cDtX7T
Speaking of cream cheese…#bestbathroomsegways
Is there gay juice in the champagne? # 30rock
Stuff That's Great
Ocean Water Jane Goodall Glasses Mavis Gallant Lizzing Plaid Couches Raccoons Virginia Woolf Manatees Philip Glass Maria Bamford Amy Sedaris Oversized Sweaters Cold cottages Running Hibiscus Good hair days Gap Girls Parker Posey Iced Green Tea Coffee and toast Moleskines Uniball Pens Loafers Long hair Simple watches Empty theaters Night swims Scuba diving Single speeds Well tailored clothing