Tell me do you think it’d be alright if I just crashed here tonight? #ginblossoms
I’m frumpy and free; young n’ comfy.
Favorite Lucille moment
Klimpy's waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
I wanna be where the people are. #littlemermaid
Hey guys I’m in Barrie, Ontario jamming to the new Beyonce record that my sister bought in a Starbucks. #moldbroken
Bike got stolen. #damn #compoundingpoverty
So…going to take high school courses online. Ujelly?
I find that when comparing me to celebrities, people usually just pick pervasively bitter women as my similars. #garafolo
Cute evil cat http://instagr.am/p/IK-eJ/
RT @katdoingstuff: The snake @britneyspears held in her I’m A Slave 4 U performance was actually Nagini, Voldemort’s final horcrux. #Dea …
Every day and in every way, I am getting older.
Groom yourself in a presentable manner. I’m talking basics here; wear pants that ballpark-fit, do laundry at least twice a month, and get someone else to cut your hair for you. You don’t want to be the guy wearing baggy camo-cargo pants that are frayed at the bottom with a stained white Fruit of the Loom tent-tee-shirt and a gnarly ponytail. It’s not because you need a job,...
Sounds Gouda! Sounds like cheese. As in silent, but delicious.
Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/HaUx5/
Come here you magnificent douchebag!
My Top 1 #lastfm Artists: Maria Bamford (3) http://bit.ly/cDtX7T